My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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