No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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