I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I need water and some morals
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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