started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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