Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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