Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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