Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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