Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Quick, to the slutcave!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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