You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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