why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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