do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize
