with your own penis?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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