His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
