I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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