Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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