I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
