what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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