The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
And then he peed in my hair
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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