So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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