I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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