I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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