just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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