so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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