i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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