I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
