i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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