If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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