sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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