after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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