I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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