Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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