I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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