i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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