if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
COCAINE IS GR8
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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