Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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