Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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