belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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