Is it because I queefed?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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