You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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