I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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