I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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