some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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