Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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