North Korea, Best Korea!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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