god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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