After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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