I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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