let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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