She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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