I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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