Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She needs sedatives and a leash
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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