toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
one two three fourrrrnication!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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